Half-Dubbed Alchemist of Dusk
Just a fair warning to everybody who likes these elegant little fluff games about smacking wolves in the taint with enchanted staffs and collecting scattered woodland ingredients to Alchemy up pies....
View ArticleThe Sarkeesian Apocalypse is Nigh
The Harbinger of the Geekocalypse, huh?I'm slightly disappointed it wasn't Joss Whedon...I'll be damned; after about a year of utterly ridiculous bullshit, Feminist Youtube video creator Anita...
View ArticleChristine's Vengeance
There's only so many one-sheets for this one... Just a quick reminder to anyone who might have missed out the first time; March 8th, 4PM Eastern, Twilight Time/Screen Archives Entertainment will be...
View ArticleNo Comment, Sarkeesian?
WvTiVG: Damsel in Distress (Part 1)The first episode of Women vs Tropes in Video Games is... well, it's certainly better than her previous projects. It talks about the history of the trope in question,...
View ArticleGet Yer' Boomsticks Ready
Because you know... Japan.So, first the good news: both France and Germany are releasing Sam Raimi's horror-fantasy mash-up cult classic ARMY OF DARKNESS on Blu-ray in exhaustive Special Editions,...
View ArticleThe Fight Of The Protomen
THE PROTOMEN: THE WILL OF ONE(The Protomen: Act I) Full Disclosure:While I take it that everyone reading this has accepted that literally everything I say is a subjective, personal opinion, this one...
View ArticleRemote Controlled Titans
Jeff Lieberman's largely unavailable 1988 horror-satire about the dangers of (what now seemed inevitable) pop-cultural brainwashing, REMOTE CONTROL, is now available on DVD and Blu-ray HERE direct from...
View ArticleDemons Unspooled
Whilst I totally understand why Quentin Tarantino is an inherently divisive figure - let's face it, Aspergers Syndrome and cocaine are a pretty polarizing combination - the fact that he's willing to...
View ArticleNew Beverly Report: DEMONS & THE EVIL DEAD
The 35mm Ascot Films print of DEMONS on display at the New Beverly (provided by the Alamo Draft House) was a thoroughly pleasant surprise; framed at the 1.66 OAR, uncut, and featuring a surprisingly...
View ArticleBeyond Revengeanced
Can't...Stop...Watching...MGS5...TrailerYes. There's a plane eating whale made of flying fire and a Pokemon Pegacorn in the first trailer. No, I don't know if Kokima's just fucking with us at this...
View ArticleStreet Fighter Blu
Street Fighter II is one of those rare video game franchises that needs no introduction; it's been so synonymous with its genre of arcade fighters that it was basically the defacto template every other...
View ArticleMore Evil. More Dead.
In Soviet Old-Meme, YOU Take Deadites! I was shocked when the first Red-Band Teaser for the Fede Alvarez' written/directed reboot of Sam Raimi's splatter classic [THE] EVIL DEAD showed so much promise....
View ArticleBlood Dragon: Why I Love The Power Glove
THE YEAR IS 2007 IT IS THE FUTURECan't say I've ever played the FARCRY games up until now. Not that I was unaware of their existence, and the more I saw of the most recent third installment - and heard...
View ArticleMaverick Hunter X
Oh wow, cool! What is that, a sequel to VANQUISH? That game was cool as shit! Oh man, I can't wait to play--Wait a second... ...holy crap, this was going to be the Frank Miller styled grim 'n' gritty...
View ArticleRock Out The Dragon
THE APOCALYPSE HAS HAD AN APOCALYPSEWhile Ubisoft inexplicably insists that FAR CRY 3: BLOOD DRAGON is an official "Expansion" of their Triple-A Desert Island Tiger Fueled Sandbox styled adventure...
View ArticleKaze is a Bunch of Creeps!
Ryu's Face = My BrainA brief, frustrating update in reference to my prior moderately-positive review of STREET FIGHTER II: THE ANIMATED MOVIE: The English dub appears to be the heavily censored PG-13...
View ArticleRotten Tomatoes Hates The Lords of Salem
"God Hates the Lords of Salem."I feel like Rob Zombie's gotten a lot of shit over the years he hasn't particularly deserved... though I guess that's true of literally everyone who did anything after...
View ArticleCry For Bloody Vengeance
...so, yeah, my evening's kind of a huge, wet, smelly cunt. Downloading FAR CRY 3: BLOOD DRAGON for the second time tonight, whilst Mrs. Kentai is on her second hour of playing motherfucking SIMCITY...
View ArticleKids on the Slippery Slope: Sentai Filmworks and Blu-ray Shenanigans
I'm just going to throw this out here as a point of reference; KIDS ON THE SLOPE/坂道のアポロン didn't sound the least bit interesting to me at the moment when it came out. Reviews are overwhelmingly...
View ArticlePhantamsagorier
Full disclosure: I don't own Scream Factory's new Special Edition Blu-ray release of PHANTASM II. I've actually never seen the sequels to Phantasm, which I'd always hoped would fix itself by way of...
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